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Graham's been picking on me!!!

The book of grudges is an ancient dwarf artifact, listing all the grudges held by the dwarves, since time immemorial. To say the least, it is held in very by the people here at the Great Moments in Warhammer History HQ. So we got one of our cleaners, a halfling named Ralph, gave him a fake beard a spy quill and parchment and sent him to karaz-a-karak to take photos of as many pages of the book of grudges as possible, hopefully some of the lesser known ones.

Two weeks later, Ralph returned, carrying a handful of film, and sporting a nasty scar on his cheek. He could also now drink any of our staff members under the table. After analysing the parchment, we can now show you, for the first time ever: (Some of) The Mysteries of the Book of Grudges!!

"A Grudge on my brother Barak, as he stole my Toy hammer, and wouldn't give it back, even after I told dad!"
This is the first entry in the book, written in a childlike scrawl in what seems to be crayon, its true meaning is deep, although some say we should just take it at face value as only a spoilt dwarf kid ratting on his brother. That it may be, but it is also the start of a legend, and should not be discounted.

"A Grudge on the Skaven Warlord Keethrax, for beating me in the 2nd Annual Beer Drinkathon"
This lends some support to the argument put forward by the revisionist historians, who say the Skaven didn't start bad, but just ended up that way.

To those who know something of Skaven history, they would know that they started from a city of humans, which occupied the place where Skavenblight stands. These historians claim, even after the bellringing, the Skaven were a good people, but were led to evil by the actions of the other races. This is why this entry helps support that argument. Why would Skaven participate in the 2nd Annual Beer Drinkathon, if they would have been killed on sight.

To counter the raving made revisionists, we checked with records on the 2nd Annual Beer Drinkathon, and it specifically said that all races were allowed, and that there would be a temporary "ceasefire" zone at the site of the event. The prize for 1st place was the "Cloak of Shadows". So we can assume that the Skaven took advantage of this rule, and sent a mutated skaven, who could handle inappropriate amounts of alcohol, with the intent of winning the cloak. Which, they did. Of course this explanation, while more feasable can't be proven, as in either scenario, the skaven still get the cloak.

"Milk, Bread, Eggs, Cat Food, Ale, ToothBrush, New Rune Axe"
This entry's meaning is unknown, as most of these items couldn't have caused greviene to a Dwarf King. On a side note, the last of that list "New Rune Axe" could have significance. The handwriting of this entry is of Kragg II who was mysteriously killed by two goblins who had escaped their masters. Why its mysterious, is that normally goblins wouldn't have a hope of killing a Dwarf Lord, but Kragg II was amazingly unarmed, and couldn't offer a defence to the attacks.

"A grudgesh on whatshhisname, fella, umm, Oi, thatsh me drinksh, can't you shee that im tring to rite? shod off Yeah, a poxsh on Ak, Ark, that undead losher wif the horshy flying fing."
A warning to children, the affect of alcohol on your coherency and your writing is not good, never write important documents when under the influence.


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[The scene is Khemri, in the land of Nehekhara, the land that is going to become the land of the dead. The year is -1968 on the Imperial Calender, and a group of Dark Elves are in the city, and a younger, more alive Nagash is learning the secrets of there dark sorceries.]

[Nagash] So, you twist your hand like this, and the spell is complete??

[Dark Elf Sorcerer] Exactly.

[Nagash twists his hand like this, and chicken appears in front of him]

[N] A Chicken!!! All that effort and I summon a Chicken???

[DES] Yes Man, you must start small before you get big.

[N] Ok, watch this then

[Nagash utters a few words, and a red beam shoots out from one eye, striking the chicken and sending pieces of it around the room]

[N] Ha! Check that one out!

[DAS opens up his spellbook]

[DAS] What was that, should be in here somewhere!

[DAS] Arnie's Black Horror? Nope

[DAS] Witchflight?? Nope

[DAS] Blade Wind??? Nope

[DAS] Well, how did you do that??

[N] It was easy I just used what you taught me, and twisted it around a bit

[N] oh yeah, and I read your spellbook last night. Nice, but not what I'm looking for.

[DAS] YOU LOOKED IN MY SPELLBOOK??

[N] Yeah, so what??

[DAS] Prepare to die, man!

[N] Not this day, pointy eared git

[Nagash repeats the spell he said, and kills the Sorcerer standing in front of him.]

[N] Damn, i gotta get that working out of both eyes.

[N] Guards, get the rest of those elves, and place them in the Great Tomb!

[N] Oh well, lets look and see if he has any spells to make me live longer.

[Nagash reaches over and takes the spellbook out of the Dark Elves hand, and starts reading it]

[N] hey, this looks good, "Arnizapal's Black Horror" maybe I can change it??

[Nagash continues to read the book, commenting frequently and taking notes]

Well, as we can see, maybe the world would be a better place had the Dark Elf made him summon up something other than a chicken.

heheheh cool!